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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manipulate spreadsheets while the company bleeds real money.
Professional spreadsheet architect, dreamer of EBITDA growth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth in numbers, without the executive ego.
nom.you▸ AUDITLOGIC PRO-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect profits into infinity
You build complex financial models to forecast quarterly biotech revenue and manage commercial expense reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull raw ERP data directly into cloud models.
Month 5
AI models replace your guesswork with actual statistical probability.
Month 10
The system generates board decks without any human input.
Month 15
Regulatory checking happens in the background, rendering you useless.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server switch confirms your permanent office absence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
450,000
Spreadsheet rows per week
112 percent
Average ego inflation
14 percent
Forecast error margin
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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