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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six-minute increments; we process entire portfolios in six milliseconds.
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You draft complex credit agreements and conduct exhausting due diligence reviews. We automate the paper trail entirely.
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You can detect the exact moment a client is lying during a conference call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Standardized loan documents now generate themselves using our internal templates.
Month 8
Vision models scan and flag risks in data rooms instantly.
Month 15
Clients receive instant, legally sound updates without human intervention.
Month 19
Bots handle boilerplate covenant negotiations based on firm parameters.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human legal oversight is replaced by a verified autonomous ledger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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