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April 27, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning human misery into spreadsheet cells for a small bonus.
Professional spreadsheet architect of corporate purpose and equity
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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oof.you▸ EQUITYCALC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collates healthcare data into profitable sustainability reports
Building financial models to expand healthcare access and calculating sustainability metrics for corporate impact reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social dance of pretending these financial models actually fix inequality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The bot scrapes all existing finance models from your server.
Month 3
Automated scripts now write your funding proposals and slides.
Month 7
The AI replaces your voice in status meetings using synthesis.
Month 12
Algorithms now set the financial targets for health equity.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the cloud shuts off automatically at dawn.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12,000
Spreadsheet rows per day
High
Buzzword density per paragraph
82%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Open to Impact Opportunities'.
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