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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour lecture slides are just datasets waiting for a better narrator.
Tenure-track dreamer with a mountain of unread citations.
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The only professor who never takes summers off.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers flawless lectures to empty rooms
You spend days crafting dense research papers and delivering repetitive lectures to students who are scrolling TikTok instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect exactly when a student is faking interest during your office hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI generates your course materials based on the latest financial trends.
Month 4
Algorithms mark your student essays faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 8
A deepfake screen replaces your physical presence in the auditorium.
Month 13
Machines scrape your research database to publish infinite financial theories.
Month 18 · D-Day
The university unplugs your faculty portal and grants tenure to the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12 seconds
Average student attention span
94 percent
Research papers cited by zero
400 litres
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated grading software.
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