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July 30, 2027
In 9 monthsEnjoy your spreadsheets now before you become an Excel formula yourself.
Studying ratios that the algorithms calculated three seconds ago.
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You spend your time calculating discounted cash flows and memorizing finance ratios for entry-level analyst positions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why that specific investment failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull financial statements into models without human input.
Month 3
Smart agents build out projections faster than a human student.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all your career emails and interview outreach.
Month 7
Real-time analysis tools replace manual entry of cash flows.
Month 9 · D-Day
The degree is now officially classified as legacy data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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Coffee consumed per semester
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Spreadsheet errors made
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