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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour GDP forecasts are just astrology for men in expensive suits.
Professional architect of national debt and fiscal nightmares.
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Perfect austerity for every economic season.
toast.youAI▸ FISCALORACLE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
devalues the currency with one click
You juggle national budgets and economic policy. You pretend to understand inflation while managing fiscal deficits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can lie to a press corps with a straight face while sweating internally.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify the systemic errors in your current budget projections.
Month 7
The machine assumes control of all revenue and expenditure simulations.
Month 17
You start reading scripted lines generated by a speechbot.
Year 2.3
The system mandates fiscal changes without needing your approval.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your office is repurposed as a server cooling room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2 billion
Budget miscalculations
80 percent
Hours spent posturing
Always wrong
Economic growth projections
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the lobby you helped deregulate.
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