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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPowerPoint slide transitions do not constitute a high-value financial strategy.
Senior Consultant (Excel wizard, PowerPoint architect, billable hour optimizer)
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Deep data insight without the hourly billables.
ow.you▸ AUDITBOT ALPHA-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pivot tables while you sleep
You build Excel models to find efficiencies and present slide decks to clients about corporate restructuring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client realizes the projections are fictional.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your client data directly to flag inefficiencies.
Month 5
Models generate your slide decks before the client even asks.
Month 12
AI systems iterate on financial models faster than any human.
Month 16
Digital twins test your performance hypotheses against live market data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client replaces your firm with a direct-to-database analytics integration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84 slides
Average deck slide count
3 hours
Hours per VLOOKUP error
12 percent
Billable hours phantomised
Your severance
One LinkedIn recommendation and a firm handshake
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