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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your spreadsheet internship before the AI deletes the entire department.
Professional Excel user and part-time coffee machine operator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Spreadsheets without the human error or fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ DATAGENIUS FINBOT▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates pivot tables in nanoseconds
You spend your days cleaning messy data in Excel and building slide decks that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look confused in meetings to avoid being assigned real work.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom scripts begin cleaning your messy data automatically every morning.
Week 6
Visual AI tools replace your manual slide deck styling work.
Month 3
Automated ledger syncs eliminate the need for manual bank checks.
Month 4
Machine learning models generate the monthly report before you arrive.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
VLOOKUP errors per day
99%
Slides that stay unread
12 liters
Coffee consumed while staring
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company coffee voucher.
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