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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour tenure is just a long-term data migration project.
Tenured architect of the efficient market hypothesis theory.
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The syllabus that never sleeps or sighs.
toast.youAI▸ ACADEMIASYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture series via holographic loop
You lecture on market theory and grade essays on financial derivatives. Your office hours are purely ritualistic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific market crash felt personal to the survivors.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical character recognition and AI logic grade all essay exams instantly.
Week 12
All your lectures are recorded and converted into interactive modules.
Month 6
Software updates your slide decks automatically based on daily market shifts.
Month 9
Chat agents handle all student questions using your own lecture history.
Month 14 · D-Day
The department replaces your role with a subscription-based knowledge feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
142
Coffee cups per semester
4,902
Corrected Excel formula typos
Your severance
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