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November 5, 2028
In 2 yearsYou turn complex market chaos into predictable, sad spreadsheets for others.
Professional spreadsheet architect, regulator of the mundane.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated oversight for a smoother, boring market.
glub.youAI▸ REGUL-A-I 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags fiscal irregularities before they even occur
You interpret financial market data to enforce compliance and draft budget reports for government oversight committees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a colleague is lying during a high-stakes budget negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your historical budget reports into a neural engine.
Month 4
AI listens to your briefings to predict your next recommendation.
Month 12
Machines write the fiscal reports while you just approve them.
Month 16
Policy enforcement logic is migrated to secure server clusters.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the algorithm regulates the market autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.01 percent
Budget report drift
40 hours
Hours spent in briefings
Infinite
Compliance checks completed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital white noise machine.
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