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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPolishing spreadsheets while the company steers into the iceberg regardless.
Strategic architect of slides nobody actually reads.
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Decisions without the endless internal meetings.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRATEGYGRID V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models fiscal outcomes faster than human intuition
You interpret financial data to dictate business direction and manage internal political consensus for big budget decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which executive is actually lying during the budget review meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time spend data without you asking anyone.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your proprietary spreadsheets with uniform logic.
Month 8
Virtual agents model executive buy-in to predict approval hurdles.
Month 13
The system allocates funds based on historical performance data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Strategy is set by code; you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
85 percent
Hours lost to consensus
42
Slides per decision
12 percent
Strategy drift rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one spreadsheet template.
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