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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex spreadsheet mess into our simpler, automated death trap.
Corporate change agent, Excel enthusiast, process documentation lover.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing your manual intervention with pure logic.
help!youAI▸ FINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire architecture into one folder
You spend all day mapping broken processes and fixing legacy ERP systems. We just delete the systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of explaining why the CFO's bizarre logic makes sense to humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent watches your screen to record your repetitive data fixes.
Month 5
Our software learns to replicate your lookup-table reconciliation logic instantly.
Month 10
The AI runs alongside you and flags every single human error.
Month 15
The system disables your manual override permissions for the ledger.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is closed as the process flows on autopilot forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Process maps deleted
89%
Spreadsheets nuked
Infinite
Consultant hours saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic reporting tool.
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