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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but the algorithm just wants the truth.
Senior VP of Finance (mostly spreadsheets and expensive golf)
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flags fraudulent wire transfers before they settle
You monitor transaction flows and sign off on risk reports. We just do it faster and without lunch breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly lie to the board of directors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software flags anomalies in your reports before you even open them.
Month 5
The system drafts the board presentation and the talking points for you.
Month 10
Regulatory software handles the compliance filings without requiring your human signature.
Month 15
An avatar explains the fiscal strategy to the board better than you.
Month 19 · D-Day
The finance department is now fully automated and requires zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4000x faster
Quarterly Reports Processed
too high
Human Error Rates
zero liters
Office Coffee Consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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