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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar management skills are just metadata waiting to be deleted.
Junior gatekeeper of spreadsheets and nervous phone calls.
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Fiduciary duty at a lower cost
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rebalances your entire portfolio in one millisecond
You prepare client presentations, manage meeting calendars, and process basic trade execution data for senior advisers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly judge a client's risky investment choices during a tense phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent takes over your calendar to book meetings instantly.
Month 4
Software pulls data directly to build your quarterly presentations.
Month 9
Regulatory AI flags errors faster than any human could read.
Month 13
Automated systems handle all updates to client profiles overnight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and requires no human administrative oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12000/day
Client portal refreshes
15
Coffee runs per week
0.001%
Compliance errors
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale blueberry muffin.
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