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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed and deleted.
Professional stalker of people who sell mutual funds.
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Scaling advisor networks without the coffee meetings.
stretchy.youAI▸ ACQUISITIONNODE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scrapes professional networks for acquisition targets
You hunt for advisors, shepherd their contracts, and push them to find more assets to manage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when an advisor is lying about their AUM during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots draft personalized pitches that look like your writing.
Week 9
Algorithms map every advisor network faster than your LinkedIn search.
Month 5
Compliance bots handle contract signatures without you chasing people.
Month 10
Models identify high-potential advisors before they know they want to move.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system direct-connects firms to advisors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.02 percent
Cold call conversion
14 days
Contract processing time
4000 dollars
Coffee budget wasted
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription and a handshake.
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