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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firm is paying to teach an algorithm how to replace you.
Junior analyst with a Series 7 and a dream.
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You study for licensing exams and prepare basic client account reviews. You are a glorified data-entry clerk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their risk tolerance during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR software instantly parses your handwritten meeting transcripts into structured data.
Month 4
An adaptive learning model passes your exams faster than you can.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all client inquiries regarding account rebalancing and market updates.
Month 15
Personalized AI avatars replace your voice on all client check-in calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm deletes your credentials and transfers all files to the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Infinite
Client meeting patience
Zero
Licensing exam failures
Six cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium market analysis API.
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