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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour cross-country pitch deck is just a PDF that emails itself.
Road warrior who thinks frequent flyer miles are currency.
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Automated sales for the modern financial world.
toast.youAI▸ PITCHBOT PROSPECTOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hyper-personalized pitches while you are boarding
You travel to pitch investment products to advisors and clients through endless meetings and cold outreach emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying about their risk tolerance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes your cold outreach and tracks every open.
Month 4
The AI builds custom pitch decks faster than you can blink.
Month 8
High-fidelity video agents replace your physical presence in meetings.
Month 13
A regulatory bot approves all product marketing claims in real-time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full sales authority, leaving you without a flight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
40,000
Miles traveled per year
0.3%
Cold outreach response rate
700
Airport lounge coffees consumed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-hub airport terminal.
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