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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsUpdating legacy code while the department slowly forgets you exist.
Master of crusty databases and federal compliance headaches.
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Managing federal aid compliance and navigating crusty database systems to process student tuition and grant funding requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully interpret a vague federal regulation that was written in 1974.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI copies your manual data entry to a cloud mirror.
Month 5
Software begins automatically verifying student aid eligibility parameters.
Month 10
An agent takes over the student inbox to answer common questions.
Month 16
Reports are generated by the machine without human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
The legacy systems are finally decommissioned and you are offboarded.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.99 percent
Legacy system uptime
Instantaneous
Audit compliance speed
High
Human error rate
Your severance
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