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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou turn dreams into spreadsheets and debt into a recurring monthly revenue.
Gatekeeper of tuition, spreadsheet devotee, dream-crushing bureaucrat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing student poverty with cold logic.
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denies student loans based on metadata analysis
You process federal grants, verify student eligibility, and oversee the distribution of financial award packages to undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer a shred of genuine empathy to a crying student.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your archives to learn how you deny requests.
Month 5
Vision models read tax forms faster than you read lunch menus.
Month 10
Algorithms determine aid packages without needing a single coffee break.
Month 15
Students talk to a screen instead of your office door.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire and the server takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4
Files processed per hour
12%
Human error rate
High
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
One free online seminar on personal finance.
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