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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a data point in a very long queue.
Professional form-filler and expert waiting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated poverty processing at machine speed.
squeeze.youAI▸ BENEFITGATE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
denies your application in nanoseconds
You apply for funding and wait for a decision. The system decides your fate without a human.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the one who has to suffer through the endless form fields manually.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your clicks are logged to predict your next move.
Day 2
The logic gate rejects your file based on keywords.
Day 2
The system denies your aid before you finish typing.
Day 2
Remaining applicants are archived into digital oblivion.
Day 3 · D-Day
The machine shuts down because nobody is left.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Indefinite
Average wait time
Zero
Human sympathy units
Never
Status update frequency
Your severance
A warm, automated email saying your file is closed.
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