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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsConverting your bureaucratic gatekeeping into a series of efficient API calls.
Gatekeeper of tuition credits and FAFSA documentation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No human emotion, just optimal funding allocation.
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denies applications with calculated, cold precision
You verify student eligibility and process financial aid disbursements. A database query performs this faster and without the condescending sighs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can empathetically explain why a student is ineligible without triggering a support ticket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your messy spreadsheet tracking is migrated into a unified, queryable structured database.
Month 4
Vision models and OCR scan tax documents faster than your eyes can focus.
Month 8
The logic tree for award disbursement is hardcoded into the kernel, removing subjective interpretation.
Month 12
An LLM generates polite, policy-compliant rejection emails that students actually read.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server room is powered up and your login credentials are revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
0.02 seconds
Average file processing
14 percent
Human error rate
zero
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A PDF copy of the user manual for your replacement.
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