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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour excel shortcuts are the only thing separating you from extinction.
Senior associate (mostly Excel, emotionally LinkedIn)
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recalculates global market sentiment in milliseconds
You build complex financial models and format client pitch decks all night. Then you rewrite the same slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted agents take over all repetitive data entry and formatting tasks.
Month 5
Generative models produce your pitch decks from simple prompt inputs.
Month 10
Algorithms build your valuation models faster than you can open Excel.
Month 15
You spend weeks just watching the bot do your job perfectly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire and the firm forgets you exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
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Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a bot.
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