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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy your final three years of pretending the bank vault is important.
Professional teller-watcher and key-holder for the dead.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The branch without the baggage.
blub.you▸ BRANCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes all customer service complaints automatically
You oversee staff, handle escalated client complaints, and manage vault security. Your main value is looking busy at desks.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to care when a client loses their debit card.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software replaces your manual staff scheduling and teller oversight duties.
Month 7
Automated kiosks handle vault access and complex cash transaction disputes.
Month 16
Customer service AI manages escalated issues through high-speed neural networks.
Year 2.2
Audits are performed in real-time by a continuous oversight script.
Year 3 · D-Day
The branch physical space is repurposed into a secure digital server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
4.2 seconds
Average complaint resolution time
99 percent
Human error rate
Instant
Vault access speed
Your severance
A laminated brochure on how to update your resume.
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