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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a cry for help to our algorithms.
Professional pattern spotter, mostly in SQL and regulatory dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total financial visibility, zero human error
help!youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags illicit funds in micro-seconds
You monitor transaction logs for suspicious activity and write reports for law enforcement agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of human greed better than a cold logic script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Advanced AI reduces your alert fatigue by removing ninety percent of noise.
Month 4
Algorithms draft your regulatory filings using historical data and transaction context.
Month 8
Secure portals allow enforcement agents to query our databases directly.
Month 13
Systems self-correct and justify their own flags without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system concludes you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000,000
Transactions audited per second
0.01 percent
False positive rate
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spreadsheet software.
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