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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Financial Crime Officer jobs? · Latest report #pwh6f669
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for actual money laundering.
Professional screen-watcher with a deep suspicion of numbers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning red flags into green lights faster.
toast.youAI▸ AUDITBOT FINANCIAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags suspicious wire transfers before they hit
You hunt for suspicious patterns in bank transactions and file compliance reports. You are a glorified data filter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, slimy desperation in a client's voice during a phone inquiry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors map account velocity patterns to remove your manual review.
Month 5
Smart models take over the task of checking sanction lists.
Month 10
AI systems draft and file reports before you even read them.
Month 15
The machine stops asking for your sign-off on transactions.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room light blinks red for the last time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
99.9 percent
False positive waste
Infinite
Manual report fatigue
Everywhere
Regulatory blind spots
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spreadsheet software suite.
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