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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour empathy scripts are just training data for our better model.
Professional listener and spreadsheet navigator for the financially confused.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving complex disputes at machine speed.
split.you▸ FINSUPPORT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects irate dealership managers in real time
You answer dealership queries and reset account access for financial customers. You manually verify identity and resolve billing disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a desperate customer is lying about their account history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI classifies all incoming tickets before you ever see them.
Month 4
The computer writes your replies and you just click approve.
Month 8
The AI starts resolving low-risk billing disputes without human intervention.
Month 12
Automated systems handle dealership interactions based on firm ledger data.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all communications autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Average resolution time
99.8 percent
Empathy simulation index
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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