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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou build the bridge between systems that will soon replace you.
Junior C# and SQL enthusiast, Excel-add-in whisperer.
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You wire Excel, Bloomberg, and SQL together. Soon, the data will just flow without your manual glue code.
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You are the only person who knows why that one specific Excel macro crashes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors start tracking your manual data entry and query patterns.
Month 3
AI models write the C# and SQL glue for you.
Month 6
Direct API connectors bypass your Excel-based data collection methods.
Month 10
The risk system logic is moved to a native cloud environment.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access to the terminal is revoked and the scripts run autonomously.
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