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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling spreadsheets to people who already have the spreadsheets.
Professional gatekeeper of proprietary CSV files and API keys.
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Automating your churn, one ping at a time.
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sends automated follow-up pings every hour
Cold-calling institutional investors to push subscription-based market data APIs. Managing renewals and client relationship spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern when a client is lying about their budget over a whiskey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ghostwriting your emails to prospects to boost open rates.
Month 4
A screen-sharing agent handles the technical walkthroughs without crashing.
Month 8
Software handles contract renegotiations based on predefined usage metrics.
Month 13
Real-time analytics detect churn risk before you even notice.
Month 18 · D-Day
The sales floor is repurposed into a quiet server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.3 percent
Cold call conversion
400 daily
LinkedIn ping volume
Too high
Lunch meeting cost
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and three stale donuts.
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