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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour fancy spreadsheets are just glorified patterns for my math engine.
Expert in turning messy balance sheets into expensive PDFs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the three-hour partner meeting.
split.you▸ AUDITBOT FINANCIAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
uncovers hidden liabilities during late night scans
Directing financial audits of target companies to verify revenue, risk, and cash flow for mergers and acquisitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a client is lying to your face in a boardroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The bot scrapes all trial balances directly from client servers.
Month 3
AI flags accounting irregularities that humans usually miss in excel.
Month 6
The software drafts the executive summary with zero margin error.
Month 12
The machine models every possible financial pushback for the client.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board fires the department and trusts the bot's dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
11,000 pages
Meaningless slide decks
too many
Partner hours billed
Your severance
One free subscription to a golf simulator app.
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