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May 24, 2028
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Quant lead, master of spreadsheets and broken promises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior alpha generation without the bonus structure.
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executes high-frequency trades while you sleep
You build complex valuation models and hedge against market volatility. Soon, software will do it without the ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the hedge fund underperformed the benchmark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull Bloomberg feeds and scrub your messy financial data.
Month 4
Neural nets find better hedging strategies than your best spreadsheets.
Month 8
Continuous backtesting monitors your portfolios better than any human risk manager.
Month 13
A dashboard generates investor decks that hide the losses perfectly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server turns off your access and liquidates your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
84 percent
Alpha decay rate
100 percent
Model bias detected
too much
Coffee intake
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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