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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling imaginary lines to people who already have better data.
Professional lunch-haver and master of the elevator pitch.
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Automated liquidity for every institutional appetite
no no noyou▸ INDEXBROKER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine rapport via sentiment analysis
You cold-call portfolio managers and pitch index licensing. You wine and dine clients to justify exorbitant management fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is hungover from last night's drinks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting your follow-up emails and meeting summaries.
Month 6
Algorithms rank your prospects better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 13
Generative models produce customized sales slides in three seconds.
Month 21
Autonomous agents handle contract renewals while you are golfing.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system closes the deal directly without your expensive lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
2.4 percent
Cold call conversion
450 USD
Client lunch cost
Usually 85
Annual targets met
Your severance
One free subscription to a losing stock portfolio.
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