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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou get paid for lunch meetings; the algorithm skips the meal.
Professional golf-course architect of fiscal failure
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Capital allocation without the golf course bill.
help!youAI▸ CAPITALFLOW EXECUTIVE-SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets while you sleep
You oversee complex capital allocation, investor relations, and regulatory compliance. Soon, you will merely observe a machine executing your own liquidation strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with convincing, human eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Consolidate all historical board meeting notes and financial reports into a learning model.
Month 6
Develop predictive algorithms to replace your intuition during market volatility events.
Month 12
Automate all regulatory filings so the machine can lie to regulators faster than you.
Month 16
Deploy deep-fake interfaces for investor calls and client relationship maintenance.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board officially votes to outsource the presidency to a cloud-based spreadsheet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
250 USD
Average lunch tab
4,000,000
Decisions per hour
Zero
Board meeting patience
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite golf magazine.
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