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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary peace of mind to people who hate you.
Professional reader of fine print and policy exclusions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates risk without human guilt or empathy.
no no noyou▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies claims with zero human hesitation
You manage policy renewals and explain complex deductibles to annoyed clients. You track coverage limits in spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their premium increased.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software reads all your PDFs faster than you can blink.
Month 5
Decision trees replace your explanations of coverage and deductibles.
Month 10
Bots handle renewal threats with programmed, unshakeable politeness.
Month 15
Direct API calls eliminate the need for manual record updates.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 minutes
Average policy explanation time
89 percent
Client confusion rate
14 active
Spreadsheets per shift
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic home insurance.
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