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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just an expensive, carbon-based API endpoint waiting to be deprecated.
Full-stack intern, part-time data janitor, full-time resume builder.
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You shuffle data between spreadsheets and attempt to glue AI models to legacy banking infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile during the meetings nobody wants to attend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual query writing is replaced by a script library.
Week 6
Vision tools auto-format your CSV files into cleaner databases.
Month 3
Automated build tools deploy code faster than your git commits.
Month 4
Generative models produce your slide decks with perfect formatting.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked as the software handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42 percent
Coffee-induced errors
too many
AI hallucinations tolerated
zero seconds
Manual data copying
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that hates you.
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