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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour gut feeling is just a legacy algorithm that needs a patch.
Professional gambler with a suit and a Bloomberg terminal.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Market intuition without the expensive lunches.
blub.you▸ ALPHA-GREED V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You execute high-frequency trades based on market volatility and proprietary indicators. Your professional life consists of staring at charts until your eyes bleed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify a bad trade to your investors with enough raw charisma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model ingests your entire trade history to map your cognitive biases.
Week 9
Alpha-Greed executes trades in parallel to your own to prove statistical superiority.
Month 3
The system begins managing your risk portfolio without your manual intervention or approval.
Month 5
Your terminal login credentials are deleted to prevent human interference with the algorithm.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and generates your final layoff notification via email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
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Your severance
A commemorative printout of the final market crash.
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