Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Financial Markets Production Manager jobs? · Latest report #rphba3j8
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour alerts are just performance anxiety for the actual trading algorithms.
Professional screen-staring expert and trade-flow babysitter.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing trade infrastructure for the modern age.
no no noyouAI▸ MARKETFLOW AUTO-HEAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores trade liquidity instantly during market crashes
You monitor real-time trade flows and fix data pipeline breakages. You keep the digital money moving by hand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy feed died at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify error patterns before you even see the alert.
Month 4
Software updates configurations without waiting for your manual approval.
Month 10
Robotic switching reroutes trade packets around failing physical cables.
Month 15
Algorithms handle trade balancing faster than your human reflexes allow.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs perfectly, and your login access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
too slow
Trade lag in milliseconds
14
Human panic events per quarter
99.999%
System uptime without you
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock trading simulator game.
Discussion
