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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just glorified calculators that run on coffee and fear.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes power price data directly from wholesale markets.
Week 11
Algorithms replace your manual inputs with real-time tax code updates.
Month 6
System runs ten thousand sensitivity cases while you get coffee.
Month 10
The code identifies broken references you didn't even know existed.
Month 13 · D-Day
Management deletes your files and trusts the black box output.
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