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May 25, 2027
In 7 monthsYour complex Excel macros are just fancy calculators waiting for a delete.
Professional breaker of complex cell references and pivot tables.
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You can still explain why the model results don't make sense to confused executives.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts pull your data directly without you touching it.
Week 6
An AI agent writes your formulas faster than you can type.
Month 3
The machine runs millions of scenarios while you stare blankly.
Month 5
Graphs and insights appear in slides before the meeting starts.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access to the shared drive is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 per day
Average VLOOKUP errors
6 liters weekly
Coffee consumed while debugging
14 percent
Cells with broken formulas
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