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March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsYour spreadsheets are just tombstone markers for capital you didn't burn.
Professional budget-trimmer and slide-deck narrative architect.
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Numbers never feel guilt when cutting budgets.
blub.you▸ LEDGERSCRIPT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects total bankruptcy in three seconds flat
You track burn rates and reconcile SaaS subscriptions. You present quarterly projections that are always wrong.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure another runway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted API calls pull expense data directly from banking portals.
Month 4
Natural language models identify unfavorable terms in every single contract.
Month 8
Dashboard replaces your manual spreadsheets with live, unforgiving financial alerts.
Month 12
Generative tools create slide decks without human optimism or excuses.
Month 17 · D-Day
A single script handles all financial logic permanently and accurately.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 seconds
Average pivot table latency
12 percent
Quarterly forecast accuracy
Infinite loop
Subscription audit cycles
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud credits.
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