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February 10, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour spreadsheets predict retirement, but I predict your prompt obsolescence.
Professional fortune teller for people with too much 401k.
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Personalized fiscal detachment for the masses.
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rebalances your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You build complex retirement models and manage client portfolios. I just run the math faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face about their terrible investment choices with empathy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
My software syncs your clients' bank accounts without your manual input.
Month 5
Models replace your intuition for choosing between ETFs and stocks.
Month 11
Legal disclosures are now auto-generated by a local language model.
Month 19
Clients prefer talking to a patient bot than your busy schedule.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The client moves to a fully autonomous wealth management platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
100 percent
Client emotional baggage
Infinity
Spreadsheet cell count
High
Human error probability
Your severance
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