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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for an algorithm to wake them.
Senior Excel sorcerer and spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mathematical certainty without the bias.
no no noyou▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes retirement portfolios in milliseconds
You track cash flow and build financial models. You sell expensive advice to people who fear missing out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough conviction to stop them panic-selling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are auto-synced into our cloud database for cleaner analysis.
Month 5
AI builds your financial models faster than you can open Excel.
Month 10
Clients check their own projections instead of waiting for your email.
Month 15
The system identifies which of your clients don't actually need advice.
Month 21 · D-Day
Our servers handle your remaining accounts with zero human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
3.4
Spreadsheet errors per day
92%
Client confusion factor
600/yr
Hours wasted on projections
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own portfolio performance.
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