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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou craft policy for AI while AI prepares your redundancy notice.
Expert at turning complex finance into political talking points.
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Legislating logic without the human pause
toast.youAI▸ POLICYMACHINE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
drafts flawless regulation in four seconds
You draft briefing notes and policy papers for politicians regarding financial sector regulation and safety standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a politician is lying to the press.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest every global financial report and regulatory update instantly.
Month 4
Models generate perfectly formatted policy memos tailored to political agendas.
Month 10
AI simulates lobbyist reactions to predict pushback on new regulations.
Month 15
Virtual agents replace your meetings with industry representatives and departments.
Month 19 · D-Day
Policy generation moves to a server farm in a secure basement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
2000
Briefings generated daily
14%
Human error rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per policy
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a lobbyist newsletter.
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