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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell imaginary digital scarcity to people who hate regulation.
Senior hype-smith for assets that exist mostly in spirit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating hype cycles without the human cost.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETMELT-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite whitepapers in seconds
You write whitepapers and slide decks to convince investors that volatile assets are actually stable growth opportunities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an investor is about to walk away from a deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI monitors market volatility and writes your LinkedIn thought-leadership posts.
Month 4
Large language models generate legally-vetted product documentation in seconds.
Month 8
Software automatically updates slide decks to reflect current crypto market swings.
Month 12
Automated email agents handle all investor inquiries without human emotional baggage.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the marketing suite completes its final autonomous run.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Buzzwords per slide
88 percent
Conviction of lies
6 cups
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct portfolio tracker app.
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