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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour neural network is just a calculator with a marketing budget.
Quant builder (mostly PyTorch, definitely overthinking the noise)
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You build complex predictive models to guess stock market trends. Your code decides where capital flows next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human investor why the model crashed today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all your messy data ingestion tasks.
Month 5
Autonomous loops test and deploy new neural architectures hourly.
Month 10
Self-optimizing simulators run more scenarios than you ever could.
Month 15
Hardware-accelerated trading logic replaces your manual strategy fine-tuning.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your alpha generation pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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