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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour Python scripts are just expensive waiting rooms for our algorithms.
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optimizes trade execution paths in nanoseconds
You write Python code for bank trading desks. You build tools to calculate risk and execute market trades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why a trade failed during a market crash.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact coding patterns for the model.
Month 4
A quiet agent suggests code fixes alongside your screen.
Month 8
The AI writes the trading logic before you type it.
Month 13
The system validates its own trades without your approval.
Month 16 · D-Day
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What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Code latency variance
4 hours
Time spent debugging
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Risk model accuracy
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