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January 5, 2028
In 14 monthsYour black-box models are just spreadsheets that forgot how to sleep.
Staring into the stochastic abyss until it blinks first.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior logic without the lunch breaks.
oof.youAI▸ QUANTPREDICT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds alpha in noise you ignored
You build complex math models for portfolio selection and market behavior. The machine calculates faster without the existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human investor why the model crashed in plain English.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents parse and clean your noisy market datasets overnight.
Month 3
Algorithms rank and test thousands of portfolios while you sleep.
Month 6
Systems refine parameters based on real-time slippage metrics.
Month 10
Execution logic replaces your manual orders with optimized fills.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access expires as the machine runs the firm autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per model
0.0001%
Market friction tolerance
Chronic
Confidence interval anxiety
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium random number generator.
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