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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Financial Regulatory Policy Maker jobs? · Latest report #e8f9nc3j
Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour draft policy is currently being rewritten by a prompt.
Professional reader of footnotes and drafter of fine print.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rules written in nanoseconds, enforced forever.
pop?you▸ LEXPOLICY ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces compliance across all assets simultaneously
You interpret dense financial laws to set market rules. Algorithms do this faster and without needing lobbyist lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a clause will cause a riot in the trading pits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models start suggesting policy language based on historical precedents.
Month 5
Sensors and market feeds replace your qualitative impact estimates.
Month 10
A web agent synthesizes all stakeholder feedback without human reading.
Month 15
The AI model writes better policy than the committee approves.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system goes live and shuts down your access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
infinite
policy pages drafted
zero
lobbyist lunches consumed
100 percent
human bias detected
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock ticker.
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