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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy ways to count your extinction.
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You build complex Excel workbooks to project insurance liabilities and risk. Machines do this math faster already.
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You can still explain why the board will ignore the catastrophic data in the report.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software reads your raw data sets without needing your manual imports.
Month 4
Algorithms convert your fragile workbook formulas into stable cloud code.
Month 8
Compliance bots generate the regulatory reports automatically and error-free.
Month 13
Machine learning adjusts risk margins in real time without human help.
Month 18 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is deleted; the server does your job forever.
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