Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Financial Representative Associate jobs? · Latest report #6zgnezsc
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling peace of mind using spreadsheets that you barely understand yourself.
Data-entry specialist for high-premium life policies.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated trust in every digital signature.
sluurp.you▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-fills insurance applications while they sleep
You manage client data entry and prepare renewal illustrations. You spend hours chasing signatures for policy updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software instantly digitizes all your messy paper application forms.
Month 4
Algorithms generate renewal illustrations without requiring your manual input.
Month 8
Digital identity verification replaces your constant chasing of client signatures.
Month 13
Clients manage their own policy updates directly through a mobile app.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency cancels your access code and moves to fully-autonomous underwriting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42 percent
Client follow-ups ignored
12 daily
Spreadsheet errors
3 cups
Coffee consumed per policy
Your severance
A free lifetime subscription to a basic spreadsheet tool.
Discussion
