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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell corporate surgery that can be performed by a spreadsheet macro.
Strategic advisor, PowerPoint virtuoso, PowerPoint martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning bankruptcy into clean, cold data.
toast.youAI▸ RESTRUCTUREPRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets with zero emotional hesitation
You diagnose failing businesses, crunch balance sheets, and pitch turnaround plans to panicked boardrooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying through their teeth during a private meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your firm buys software that scrapes client financial data automatically.
Month 4
Restructuring models move from your brain to a live dashboard.
Month 10
Generative AI creates your slide decks in three seconds flat.
Month 15
The client board prefers the machine’s cold, unfeeling turnaround logic.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your firm decides it no longer needs the expensive human middleman.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
45
slides created per week
critical
caffeine dependency level
zero
value added by jargon
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-billable life.
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